so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
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It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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