No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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