Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
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I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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