Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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