Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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