Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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