my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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