Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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