i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
nutella sex= disaster
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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