I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??