I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.