the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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