I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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