You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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