thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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