A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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