I should be sponsored by Trojan
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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