i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.