Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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