Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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