I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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