As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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