He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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