My nipple is on Facebook.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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