i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon