Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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