her vagine was all disorganized.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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