He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
i am craving dick and cupcakes
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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