Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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