I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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