Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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