Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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