Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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