so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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