I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
should my penis look like a turkey
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?