last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.