you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube