he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
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Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Is Oprah even human
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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