I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Quick, to the slutcave!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.