Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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