i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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