Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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