yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
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