so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.