We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?