i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
That's how pantless uber rides happen