Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked