If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.