could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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