For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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