So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
