There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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