Old men and throwing up are my life now.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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