when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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