Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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