Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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